Gabriel Cohuelo

Sitting on an insane amount of credit card points. (Relatedly, I am behind on my expenses.)

Anyway, anyone been to Rio for New Year's? Feels like the move.

doing a carne asada and i bought the good tortillas from that place in the Bronx so until supplies last

FYI, the outdoor pool has been serviced.

Not by me, obviously. But I did call the guy to get him to come a week earlier because it's been freaky warm around here lately.

Anyway, we're ready to go. Happy summer.

It has been brought to my attention that I do not really know many of the newer arrivals — I mean, I have faces and names, kinda, since we all live here, but you know.

Also, it was said that perhaps I could be more welcoming. But I take issue with that because I spent years making a living being social, and that kind of thing doesn't leave you.

Anyway, I was observing the holiday on Sunday — not Easter, the other one — and while hungry I thought... what if we have some kind of stupid ice cream and pizza mixer or something

I don't know, this is the kind of thing people do and you all give me so much shit for parties focused on drinking so I tried to come up with something lame but not lame.

Give it some thought.

Now that it is above freezing (briefly? who knows) let me say, and I mean it in the nicest possible way, but living with you all is never more difficult than when it is this cold and we're all stuck inside

Well maybe there is no real nice possible way to say that but the point stands

day after Pride should be a holiday
i don't make the rules

just to say that i am gonna stay in this hotel room in the city one more day before dragging my hungover ass back to Westchester

i'm sure you were all very concerned.

Impromptu Memorial Day cookout. I'm grilling steaks and shrimp. Cooler's full of High Noon. Bring anything else you like.

Kinda feels like it may rain so one of you who can better handle such things should probably do something about that. Surely one of you can shape-shift into an umbrella.

Y'all know there's like a whole ass family living here?

Went to the city today because I needed to get out, and that was a mistake.

Oh what the fuck happened here last night

This fucking holiday I swear to fucking God