Gabriel Cohuelo

Thu, 14 May 2026 14:10:27 GMT

Can't believe I'm the one fucking asking this but

....is everyone OK?

I mean, no, but... other than the wanton act of vandalism I guess I just don't really know

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Sun, 19 Apr 2026 19:51:16 GMT

What
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Sat, 11 Apr 2026 15:24:01 GMT

Happy spring, I threw out anything in the fridges that was unlabeled, or growing mold or looked like it had been there for a while

I don't believe in expiration dates either but some of you are really gross and maybe forget that we live in shared common areas

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Sun, 28 Dec 2025 21:55:21 GMT

Sitting on an insane amount of credit card points. (Relatedly, I am behind on my expenses.)

Anyway, anyone been to Rio for New Year's? Feels like the move.

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Tue, 02 Sep 2025 01:41:20 GMT

Sorry to miss the fair! Took a last-minute trip and then spent much of the weekend in the city at a series of functions and tl;dr didn't have much of an appetite for anything but sleep.

Anyway IDK who helped organize but is there anywhere I can donate? Seems like a good cause.

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Fri, 04 Jul 2025 17:55:43 GMT

doing a carne asada and i bought the good tortillas from that place in the Bronx so until supplies last

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Thu, 19 Jun 2025 01:59:17 GMT

Huh.

Today was...

Hm.

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Fri, 16 May 2025 18:24:17 GMT

FYI, the outdoor pool has been serviced.

Not by me, obviously. But I did call the guy to get him to come a week earlier because it's been freaky warm around here lately.

Anyway, we're ready to go. Happy summer.

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Fri, 09 May 2025 16:43:19 GMT

Ok, I am following through.

An insane amount of pizza in the lounge around 7 pm. Also ice cream and sundae toppings. Come mix. Come mingle.

I will provide a Spotify playlist but not drinks because some of you are underage probably and I don't want to get scolded.

I did not order or purchase anything vegan because I am not responsible for your choices.

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Thu, 24 Apr 2025 01:25:57 GMT

It has been brought to my attention that I do not really know many of the newer arrivals — I mean, I have faces and names, kinda, since we all live here, but you know.

Also, it was said that perhaps I could be more welcoming. But I take issue with that because I spent years making a living being social, and that kind of thing doesn't leave you.

Anyway, I was observing the holiday on Sunday — not Easter, the other one — and while hungry I thought... what if we have some kind of stupid ice cream and pizza mixer or something

I don't know, this is the kind of thing people do and you all give me so much shit for parties focused on drinking so I tried to come up with something lame but not lame.

Give it some thought.

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Oh and another thing

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:17:39 GMT

Also I know we have a lot of new people here so just FYI you are in fact expected to pick up after yourself in shared common spaces please and thanks you

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Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:43:30 GMT

Now that it is above freezing (briefly? who knows) let me say, and I mean it in the nicest possible way, but living with you all is never more difficult than when it is this cold and we're all stuck inside

Well maybe there is no real nice possible way to say that but the point stands

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Sun, 29 Dec 2024 01:55:38 GMT

Weather forecast looked grim so came back from the tropics early. So I guess I need New Year's plans now? Ugh.

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Mon, 01 Jul 2024 17:56:17 GMT

day after Pride should be a holiday
i don't make the rules

just to say that i am gonna stay in this hotel room in the city one more day before dragging my hungover ass back to Westchester

i'm sure you were all very concerned.

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Mon, 10 Jun 2024 18:43:49 GMT

Okay so that mutant Pride thing that I helped with last year - because I was asked, because I have extensive nightlife experience, but did not fully organize nor was I the impetus behind - is happening again in District X.

Next Saturday. Starts late. Drag, DJ (probably skewing more house than pop), drinks, mocktails. 21+.

I'm behind the bar for a few hours. Keeping the location closely guarded, just given everything, can share closer to the date.

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Mon, 27 May 2024 19:36:11 GMT

Impromptu Memorial Day cookout. I'm grilling steaks and shrimp. Cooler's full of High Noon. Bring anything else you like.

Kinda feels like it may rain so one of you who can better handle such things should probably do something about that. Surely one of you can shape-shift into an umbrella.

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Sun, 24 Mar 2024 16:26:25 GMT

proof of life

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Fri, 01 Mar 2024 19:08:32 GMT

Y'all know there's like a whole ass family living here?

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Tue, 30 Jan 2024 01:11:36 GMT

Back. Slightly tanner. Slightly relaxed.

I left an airport Toblerone somewhere because I remembered one of you being all offended I never bring anything back from my trips. Couldn't remember which one.

Only good surprises for the next 48 hours, please. I need to ease back into this life.

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Fri, 12 Jan 2024 22:07:07 GMT

Went to the city today because I needed to get out, and that was a mistake.

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Tue, 02 Jan 2024 00:50:51 GMT

I need apple juice and or broth and or Pedialyte and I need one of you to bring it to me as quietly as possible

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Sat, 23 Dec 2023 15:10:43 GMT

Oh what the fuck happened here last night

This fucking holiday I swear to fucking God

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Fri, 22 Dec 2023 14:57:05 GMT

My fucking flight to Puerto Vallarta got canceled because of the fucking snowstorm and now I have to spend Christmas in cold snowy New York are you for fucking real

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Thu, 30 Nov 2023 12:52:54 GMT

I know I am on the road a lot but I truly never understand what's happening here anymore

like who are half you people

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Mon, 18 Sep 2023 20:35:02 GMT

Back on the grid. Sorry if you've been trying to reach me. Lost my phone (and my favorite shirt, whoops) during some weekend birthday shenanigans and couldn't be bothered to get a new phone until today.

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