Yo.

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So, uh, hey. I live here now. Someone insisted I use this to introduce myself to everyone, since this is a thing that people here apparently do. And I figured, why not, because it's the neighborly thing to do.

My name's Gabriel Cohuelo. Just moved in here today, making the long trek from Queens out to the country. (This is the country.) Long story. Not a very interesting one, if you ask me.

I'm 5'10, very charming and resourceful, or at least so I've been told. Also, I make a mean cocktail, but I have to see some ID first.

While we're doing this, might as well ask: Johnny, my new roommate, already given me the skinny about the fish boy in the lake. Anything else I should know about?

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If only all people were so useful. I'm good at running for help in the event of a bear attack, so there's that.

Also, now that I live out here in the sticks, is camping a thing people do? I haven't been in forever.