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[xp_velocidad]

Well, I've spent a fortune on swimsuits whose lengths and cuts would scandalize the country club crowd around here.

So, to the beach we go.

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[xp_bevatron]

I am doing my best to confirm every stereotype about the French.

Make of that what you will.

[xp_daytripper]

First one to show up in a banana hammock gets magiked into the ocean.

[xp_velocidad]

This is casual homophobia.

[xp_blackcat]

The comparison between the amount of fabric and the cost of this bikini is boggling, a short narrative, before I remember I look hot and don't care, by me

[xp_jubilee]

I’m told if I get you to put lotion on me that we might give someone a heart attack, so we definitely should do that.

[xp_jubilee]

I’d ogle you but I feel like that would make me a dirty old woman.