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[xp_velocidad]

Okay, that's it. I just can't take it anymore: some of you are disgusting.

The kitchen is a shared space. You share it with your dozens of housemates. And yet despite having literal superpowers, you can't be bothered to clean up after yourselves.

It's not that hard to wipe down a counter. The dishwasher is mere feet from the sink. For most of you, these simple tasks will not take but mere seconds off your life.

Nobody's asking a lot. Just don't be an asshole.

Comments

[xp_artie]

Your first problem is assuming that literally anyone here isn't a selfish douche.

[xp_velocidad]

We both know there are plenty of selfless people here.

[xp_artie]

Sure, but do we have a maid service? No.

[xp_changeling]

And people wonder why I spend so much time at hotels.

[xp_velocidad]

Oh please.

[xp_blink]

AND most of us (all of us?) have suite-style living spaces WITH OUR OWN LITTLE KITCHENS.

[xp_cloak]

I don't like to eat outside my suite. I just eat too much and don't want to step on any toes.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean yo, if I was a gross person I'd probably use the shared spare someone else is gonna clean instead of my own

[xp_blackwidow]

My side of the suite is pristine. Barton's is currently just cause he's not here.

Oh, we should have a movie night sometime.

[xp_wallflower]

You didn’t throw out any of the molds did you?

[xp_velocidad]

What molds? Why do you have mold in our home?

[xp_darcy]

DON'T DO SCIENCE IN THE KITCHEN THERE'S A WHOLE SET OF LABS FOR THAT

[xp_cyclops]

Laurie...what are you using the kitchen for?

[xp_dagger]

And this is why I do take out every day.

[xp_havok]

I'll uh... get the hazmat suits....

[xp_dust]

One hour. Then any possible molds and anything else suspicious in that kitchen go into the trash. So if everyone has anything they want to save, be quick.

Anyone who wants to help to give the place a deep clean, I welcome the help. Been too long since we did that anyway.

[xp_artie]

No.

Don't you fucking dare clean up after that bitch.

If laurie wants to be a freak and make a mess, she should be cleaning it up. Not you.

She can do it herself.

[xp_cyclops]

Do we need to have a mansion spring cleaning day, because we can do that.

[xp_velocidad]

1. It's winter.
2. No, we need people to just be responsible for themselves!

[xp_bruiser]

Dude, I am not 13 anymore. I am not gonna be punished into cleaning the mansion cause someone else was gross. We're all adult-ish.

[xp_sylocke]

Some of this is probably my fault and I apologise for that. I have a bit of an issue with sleepwalking and seem to end up in the kitchen somewhat frequently. Any mold or old food is unlikely to have been me, however teabags hung from the ceiling light probably was.

[xp_jubilee]

Huh. Why teabags on the ceiling?

(Also, I exclusively allow other people to feed me, so none of that mess is mine)

[xp_echo]

My Grandmother would murder the lot of you. Also, where have you been? I've been back an entire week and not even a hello.

[xp_phoenix]

Welcome back, Maya. :)

[xp_submariner]

There are those who would criticize Us for not being more "social," and then there is this.

Have you all not invented maids yet? It is hard to gauge the levels of societal regression from day to day.