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[xp_velocidad]

My New Year's Eve tips may be dented by the fact that it's going to be, like, 10 degrees, and then there will be wind chill, and that whole thing is my goddamn kryptonite, because it means normally liberated gay men will spend the evening on their couch. And I won't make much money.

Maybe that's a reason to call in sick and go out instead. Hmm...