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[xp_velocidad]

The worst part about New Year's resolutions: Once everyone decides to start smoking again, they're always trying to bum my cigarettes.

Don't resolve to do anything, kids.

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[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Maybe keep a pack of herbal cigarettes in your jacket with the real kind? Then give them those instead. :D

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Not a bad idea. You're clever.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Thank ya :D

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

you should stop smoking, though. Big Tobacco supports Big Anti-Gay.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Well, Big Pharma makes the patches I'd need to stop. So, how do we feel about them?

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

There are all sorts of natural remedies out there.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I have never found you less attractive than I do right now.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

thankfully for me, my new year's resolution is to give even less of a shit what people think of me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

We both know that's not possible.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

You don't know me

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Offer them wood chips.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Then I'd have to carry wood chips.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

cheaper than handing over your cigs?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but what a pain in the ass.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

True, but funny.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

For once we agree. If I were poor, I'm sure my gym would be uncomfortably full these days. As is, I have my own private gym so I don't put up with anyone.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck, the January gym people are the goddamn worst.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I mean, they're always going to be fat and ugly - why even try?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Charming as always.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I should be president.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I couldn't get across the border fast enough.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Good one.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

This is why I make no resolutions for the New Year.

Except perhaps to be more gay, but I am not sure how I can accomplish that at this point.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

By ditching monogamy and staging an orgy on Fire Island.