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[xp_velocidad]

starting to make plans for Black Friday. pretty easy to grab those until-they-run-out deals when you're me. nice workout too.

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I really, really want to get a Big Green Egg... but I want it before Thanksgiving so I can cook a turkey in it. You know, variety so it's not all fried all the time. Maybe I want two Big Green Eggs. Thoughts? Cause Berger Hardware over in Mt. Pleasant sells them.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I think you can pick up your own Green Egg.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

but also do it

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But like on Black Friday will you get me a couple more?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

No. I'm already doing you a favor this week, remember?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What can I bribe you with? Swedish meatballs?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Really? You think I can be bought for meatballs? Have we met?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What if I introduce you to some hot Swedes?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Now I'm listening. But Black Friday is a lot

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How many Swedes would you like an intro to? Also, I'm planning to just hand you my black AmEx.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

...how many Swedes do you know? and how closely do you look at that bill?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So I met this group of mercs once out of Sweden and we've kept in touch. I know quite a few Swedes. And I don't. I give all of that to one of my tax people. I'm sure they wouldn't notice anything weird between the legit shipment of Reese's Peanut Butter Trees and a few XL Big Green Eggs.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I would like a picture to prove these Swedes exist. But I will do this for you. Though to be clear, this does not count as a Christmas present.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Ha! Do you know me? Like I'd try to pass this over as Christmas. Jeez.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I've never been given Swedes and a no-limit credit card before. Who knows what the rules are?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Not me, that's for sure.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for cyber Monday so I don't have to get out of my jammies.