xp_velocidad | (no subject)

I'm back.

If anyone ever asks you to bartend at their mountain lodge for a week, say no. No matter how much money they're offering.

want to go get a drink that you don't have to make?

god yes

got an uber in 10. meet you out front.

🙌

Was it Warren? Sounds like his style.

God no. Not enough money in the world for that.

Lol. I was about to say you're a brave soul.

Welcome back. :)

God, thank you. I missed being within spitting distance of, like, anything.

You mean you didn't like being one with mountain goats and drunken revelers?

Nature makes me itchy, and wilderness Grindr's a letdown.

How long did they have you holed up in there? It sounds like an inordinate amount of drinking to keep you there for a few days.

Ugh, it doesn't even matter. The guy's some real estate mogul. Owns half of Fire Island or something.

Makes sense.I'm guessing there was $400 caviar and moondust smoothies there too.

Well I'm glad you made it out alive. :)

No worse for wear.

I admire your fortitude. :D

You only realized this now?

Yes, obviously, or I wouldn't have said yes. Context clues.

(eyeroll)

What's your opinion on movies with magic in them?

I have no opinion.

Will you watch one with me?

This feels like a trap...

No trap. There's this new series called 'The Magicians' that's pretty cool.

Welcome back. Did it at least pay well?

I've got plenty of vacation money now, to be sure.